{"id":153,"date":"2009-04-12T12:05:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-12T12:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2009\/04\/pass-the-matzah.html"},"modified":"2009-04-12T12:05:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-12T12:05:00","slug":"pass-the-matzah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2009\/04\/pass-the-matzah.html","title":{"rendered":"Pass the Matzah"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why was that night different from all other nights? Because it was the first night I was able to host a dinner for 18 people and not stress about it! There was plenty of room in our house, the fridge amply held all the food, I had plenty of burners for cooking, and I could relax knowing that with 8 adults and 10 kids, it didn&#8217;t really matter what I did because the night would be such complete chaos that no one would know what the heck I did. The only downer of it was that Doodles has some sort of weird something that&#8217;s been going around, where during the day he seems pretty fine, but he tends to run a fever at night, so he&#8217;s been homebound and lethargic for a while.<\/p>\n<p>So I was pleased with the way the seder went&#8211;I went a little cheesy at points (the Pharaoh called in the middle to demand the kids build pyramids; I messed up the story of the Exodus and had to give the kids prizes); Pie complained about my singing (she covered my mouth and whined, &#8220;No, Mommy! No!&#8221;) although she executed one of the four questions beautifully, if through tears {she had been injured in rough Passover play); I had to simply yell the end of the seder to be heard over the kids (&#8220;NEXT YEAR IN JERUSALEM!&#8221;); but the food was eaten, the wine was drunk, conversations seemed to flow, and we made it through the (homemade) haggadah. What else can you ask for?<\/p>\n<p>But now we are in the middle of Passover, and all I can do is despair that my diet is normally absolutely, completely, and totally carb based. Sushi on Saturdays. Spaghetti once or twice a week. Rice, tortillas, bread. Snacks are popcorn, veggie chips, snap pea crisps. Passover isn&#8217;t a big deal in the sense of &#8220;Oh my gosh, how will I make it!&#8221; because really, it&#8217;s a freakin&#8217; week. I can eat this way for a week (although Doodles is another story&#8211;that kid may starve before the week is over; the kids are eating about a dozen eggs a day. Pie woke up yesterday morning crying, &#8220;I want Cheerios! I want Mighty Bites!&#8221;). But it&#8217;s a big deal in, &#8220;Oh my God, what is my diet?&#8221; Every Passover I swear I&#8217;ll eat better. And for one week, I <i>generally<\/i> do. More fruit. More veggies. This is the way we&#8217;re <i>supposed<\/i> to be eating. All year. Not just at Passover. <\/p>\n<p>Of course, it might all be negated by how much matzah and jelly and matzah and cheese and matzah and cream cheese I eat. And the candy fruit slices. I do eat a lot of candy fruit slices. And the Passover brownies. They&#8217;re actually better than normal brownies. I mean, how can you go wrong with any recipe that starts with two sticks of butter (and every Passover recipe starts with two sticks of butter and a dozen eggs).<\/p>\n<p>Tonight&#8217;s dinner is a veggie lasagna (zucchini instead of noodles). It&#8217;ll be nice and healthy. Which is good, because I just got another box of fruit slices. The yellow ones are the best!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why was that night different from all other nights? Because it was the first night I was able to host a dinner for 18 people and not stress about it! 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