{"id":1524,"date":"2010-05-10T16:38:12","date_gmt":"2010-05-10T20:38:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/?p=1524"},"modified":"2010-05-10T16:38:12","modified_gmt":"2010-05-10T20:38:12","slug":"iphone-vs-toilet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2010\/05\/iphone-vs-toilet.html","title":{"rendered":"iPhone vs. Toilet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the battle of iPhone vs. the toilet, the good news is the iPhone won. The even better news is that it appears my iPhone isn&#8217;t holding a charge for very long, which means it will last me just fine until <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5520164\/this-is-apples-next-iphone\">June 11<\/a>. And that&#8217;s all I need, to get to June 11.<\/p>\n<p>What? Why would I get a new iPhone when the one I have is still in mostly working condition?<\/p>\n<p>Because as much as he&#8217;d like to deny it, as much as he wishes it weren&#8217;t true, I&#8217;m married to a man who is a slave to technology. It took all of his willpower to not buy the absolutely useless iPad. &#8220;We could use it in the kitchen! It&#8217;d be great. We&#8217;d use it for all sorts of things in the kitchen!&#8221; I told him to at least wait a couple of generations.<\/p>\n<p>So while most people would at least pretend to be annoyed that a phone fell in the toilet, I think Adam was secretly pleased. &#8216;Cause he&#8217;s waiting for June 11, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the battle of iPhone vs. the toilet, the good news is the iPhone won. The even better news is that it appears my iPhone isn&#8217;t holding a charge for very long, which means it will last me just fine until June 11. And that&#8217;s all I need, to get to June 11. What? Why [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[14],"class_list":["post-1524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-adam"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1524"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1524\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}