{"id":1471,"date":"2001-12-01T02:25:00","date_gmt":"2001-12-01T02:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2001\/12\/1471.html"},"modified":"2011-12-09T13:51:48","modified_gmt":"2011-12-09T18:51:48","slug":"1471","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2001\/12\/1471.html","title":{"rendered":"Day 1: Lunch Break"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"2\"><b>Lunch break<\/b><\/font><br \/>\n<br \/> Definitely a lot more information than last year.  Here&#8217;s a sampling of what I&#8217;ve learned so far:<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<ul>\n<\/p>\n<li>A Neil Diamond concert is louder than an Oakridge Boys concert<br \/>\n<\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s such a thing as an inappropriate undergarment, but I&#8217;m not sure what that is<br \/>\n<\/li>\n<li>Chiropractors are good, but they&#8217;ll want to you to keep coming back and back and back&#8230;<br \/>\n<\/li>\n<li>80% of all scalpings are fatal<br \/>\n<\/li>\n<li>If a wedding ring is caught in a conveyer, it will pull the meat off your finger, but leave the bone<br \/>\n<\/li>\n<li>Back braces are bad, unless you are laying sod<br \/>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Starting work after lunch (which, again, is significantly better than last years). Somehow, still feel awake. Don&#8217;t feel like I&#8217;m getting sick, which is a DC first for me.  Could actually live through this one (although not being sick means a greater risk of losing all my per diem at blackjack. I do understand about not hitting when the dealer is showing a bust card, but I never know what to do when she&#8217;s not and I&#8217;ve got something between a 12 and a 15. Must read that print out that Adam sent me).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lunch break Definitely a lot more information than last year. Here&#8217;s a sampling of what I&#8217;ve learned so far: A Neil Diamond concert is louder than an Oakridge Boys concert There&#8217;s such a thing as an inappropriate undergarment, but I&#8217;m not sure what that is Chiropractors are good, but they&#8217;ll want to you to keep [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[93],"class_list":["post-1471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-amazon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1471"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1471\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}