{"id":1455,"date":"2001-12-08T03:58:00","date_gmt":"2001-12-08T08:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2001\/12\/1455.html"},"modified":"2011-12-09T13:55:50","modified_gmt":"2011-12-09T18:55:50","slug":"1455","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2001\/12\/1455.html","title":{"rendered":"Birthdays Back Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy birthday, Sweetie! Promise next year I&#8217;ll be in the same city as you for your birthday.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t think it was scientifically possible, but it&#8217;s true&#8211;last night was longer than usual. Somewhere between 9:42 p.m. and midnight, an extra two hours and 27 minutes were snuck in.<\/p>\n<p>All four waves are here. The break room is a madhouse, and I now have to wait for a computer.<\/p>\n<p>The make-me-gag gift card of the night: on the book <i>It Takes a Village<\/i> by Hilary Rodham Clinton, &#8220;Children are precious. If you teach them well they can change the world. Never underestimate your powers as a parent.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Why are there so many matchbooks in my pocket? Adam, how many times have I told you to stop picking up matchbooks where ever you go? We have plenty. We have enough to get us through about hundred power outages, at least.  You&#8217;ve got to stop this nasty habit.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and I did not detect any shower action happening between last Tuesday and now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy birthday, Sweetie! Promise next year I&#8217;ll be in the same city as you for your birthday. I didn&#8217;t think it was scientifically possible, but it&#8217;s true&#8211;last night was longer than usual. Somewhere between 9:42 p.m. and midnight, an extra two hours and 27 minutes were snuck in. All four waves are here. The break [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[14],"class_list":["post-1455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-adam"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1455"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1455\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}