{"id":1401,"date":"2002-03-22T23:19:00","date_gmt":"2002-03-22T23:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2002\/03\/1401.html"},"modified":"2002-03-22T23:19:00","modified_gmt":"2002-03-22T23:19:00","slug":"1401","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2002\/03\/1401.html","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The blog is on the road&#8211;I&#8217;m writing from my father&#8217;s computer in Miami Beach. I&#8217;m here for my cousin&#8217;s wedding. But the really exciting news for this weekend is that Claire Bear got into the creative writing program at U-Dub. Yeah, Claire Bear. Although, I am so not surprised. Her writing is fantastic. If only she would share it with more folks&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;ve been here for a day and already I&#8217;m enmeshed in my home life.  At Shannon&#8217;s rehearsal dinner tonight,  my grandmother said to me, &#8220;You just look lovely. You&#8217;ve lost a lot of weight. Last time you were here you were fat and you really didn&#8217;t look good.  But you look nice now. Really. Last time you were just so unattractive because you were so fat.&#8221; This went on. I heard the word &#8220;fat&#8221; at least four times.  But at least I got to spend time with my favorite boy cousin, Milo, and my favorite girl cousin, Annie.  They were adorable. They&#8217;re both psyched for the trip to Seattle.<\/p>\n<p>This keyboard makes me crazy&#8211;typing on a low, flat keyboard and this monitor is skewed funny. Miami is such a funny place. It&#8217;s home, but it&#8217;s not home.  I sort of feel like I don&#8217;t have a real home, because I&#8217;ve never lived any one place for an extended period of time. My parents no longer live in the house I grew up in; now they have a lovely condo, but it&#8217;s not home. Even the art is different. Once upon a time, it was all metal phallic pieces. Now she&#8217;s on to nudes.  I see my grandmother in my mother and I see my mother in me, and I think I&#8217;m afraid.  Abba was in good spirits tonight, but he&#8217;s seeming older. Couldn&#8217;t get enough Jack Daniels in his glass. I did confirm, though, that there will be an open bar at the rehearsal dinner.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The blog is on the road&#8211;I&#8217;m writing from my father&#8217;s computer in Miami Beach. I&#8217;m here for my cousin&#8217;s wedding. But the really exciting news for this weekend is that Claire Bear got into the creative writing program at U-Dub. Yeah, Claire Bear. Although, I am so not surprised. Her writing is fantastic. If only [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1401","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1401"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1401\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}