{"id":1394,"date":"2002-04-10T01:13:00","date_gmt":"2002-04-10T01:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2002\/04\/1394.html"},"modified":"2002-04-10T01:13:00","modified_gmt":"2002-04-10T01:13:00","slug":"1394","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2002\/04\/1394.html","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Um, we had our final dance lesson tonight. The teacher didn&#8217;t look too confident when she sent us off.  What I learned was to stick out my boobs, suck in my stomach, and that I &#8220;look better when I&#8217;m talking.&#8221; Oh, and to not dip myself.  Too bad what I didn&#8217;t learn was to identify the beat or not step on his toes.  Sucks to be Adam during the first dance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Um, we had our final dance lesson tonight. The teacher didn&#8217;t look too confident when she sent us off. What I learned was to stick out my boobs, suck in my stomach, and that I &#8220;look better when I&#8217;m talking.&#8221; Oh, and to not dip myself. Too bad what I didn&#8217;t learn was to identify [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1394"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1394\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}