{"id":1332,"date":"2002-08-15T22:37:00","date_gmt":"2002-08-15T22:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2002\/08\/the-fumes-the-fumes.html"},"modified":"2002-08-15T22:37:00","modified_gmt":"2002-08-15T22:37:00","slug":"the-fumes-the-fumes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2002\/08\/the-fumes-the-fumes.html","title":{"rendered":"The Fumes, The Fumes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We spent the entire day painting in 100 degree heat, with no fans because the power went out. Which probably explains why this passes for conversation this evening while watching baseball:<br \/>\n<br \/>J: I want to be at that game.<br \/>\n<br \/>A: I know you do.<br \/>\n<br \/>J: Safeco is <i>way<\/i> better than Fenway.<br \/>\n<br \/>A: Yeah, it is.<br \/>\n<br \/>J: No sushi at Fenway.<br \/>\n<br \/>A: No they don&#8217;t, honey.<br \/>\n<br \/>J: Sox on Fox. Is that like Hop on Pop?<br \/>\n<br \/>A: Something like that.<br \/>\n<br \/>J: Look, Brian Daubach. Is he related to Roger Daubach?<br \/>\n<br \/>A: You mean Roger Staubach.<br \/>\n<br \/>J: Do you know how Roger Staubach spells relief?<br \/>\n<br \/>A: Um, huh?<br \/>\n<br \/>J: Do you know how Roger Staubach spells relief?<br \/>\n<br \/>A: Um, the same way everyone else does? R-O-L-A-I-D-S?<br \/>\n<br \/>J: You have no remembrance of that, do you?<br \/>\n<br \/>A: Of what?<br \/>\n<br \/>J: Of how Roger Staubach spells relief.<br \/>\n<br \/>A: Sh, I&#8217;m watching the game.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it&#8217;s time for me to start making friends here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We spent the entire day painting in 100 degree heat, with no fans because the power went out. Which probably explains why this passes for conversation this evening while watching baseball: J: I want to be at that game. A: I know you do. J: Safeco is way better than Fenway. A: Yeah, it is. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}