{"id":1314,"date":"2002-09-07T19:01:00","date_gmt":"2002-09-07T19:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2002\/09\/dude-arlington-sucks.html"},"modified":"2002-09-07T19:01:00","modified_gmt":"2002-09-07T19:01:00","slug":"dude-arlington-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2002\/09\/dude-arlington-sucks.html","title":{"rendered":"Dude, Arlington Sucks!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not everyone is as enamored of Arlington as we are. One high school kid put up the site, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.arlingtontour.com\">The Virtual Suck Tour of Arlington<\/a>. Ignoring the excessive &#8220;hey, I&#8217;m 17&#8221; profanity, there&#8217;s actually some funny stuff in there, particularly the bylaws and the police listings.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not everyone is as enamored of Arlington as we are. One high school kid put up the site, The Virtual Suck Tour of Arlington. Ignoring the excessive &#8220;hey, I&#8217;m 17&#8221; profanity, there&#8217;s actually some funny stuff in there, particularly the bylaws and the police listings.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1314"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1314\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}