{"id":1313,"date":"2002-09-07T16:29:00","date_gmt":"2002-09-07T16:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2002\/09\/grievances-for-the-year-5763.html"},"modified":"2002-09-07T16:29:00","modified_gmt":"2002-09-07T16:29:00","slug":"grievances-for-the-year-5763","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2002\/09\/grievances-for-the-year-5763.html","title":{"rendered":"Grievances for the Year 5763"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<\/p>\n<li>The upstairs vanity still hasn&#8217;t come so I have to go downstairs to brush my teeth.<br \/>\n<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/adam\/weblog\/blog.shtml\">Adam&#8217;s weblog<\/a> is getting more hits than mine (although he&#8217;s linked only from boring MBA sites, so I shouldn&#8217;t care) (and if you just clicked through to see his weblog, then damn you!).<br \/>\n<\/li>\n<li>The services at the Harvard Hillel are run completely by students, which means a less-than-inspiring sermon was given by a boy who&#8217;s 14 years my junior.<br \/>\n<\/li>\n<li>My head hurts<br \/>\n<\/li>\n<li>It took me five days to do four loads of laundry. Normally Adam does it, but he&#8217;s been sick, so I&#8217;m doing it.  But invariably what happens is I put a load in the wash and then forget about it for a few days, so by the time I put the clothes into the dryer and start a new load, there&#8217;s a slightly funky smell to the laundry. Of course, this could have to do with the traumatization I experienced as a young child (age 10). I was forced to do the family&#8217;s wash.  I hated to do the family&#8217;s wash. But I wasn&#8217;t allowed to go out until the wash was done. Actually, it wasn&#8217;t so much doing the wash I despised as folding the clothes. I learned, though, that if I hid unfolded clothes in the bottom drawer of my dresser and <i>told<\/i> my mother it was all done and folded and put away, then I could play.  As these stories tend to go, I got caught one day.  My mother wondered why my father&#8217;s pajamas, her T-shirts, and my sister&#8217;s socks and underwear were in my dresser drawer. I can&#8217;t remember what happened, but I&#8217;m guessing there was a grounding involved.  And I still had to do the family laundry.<br \/>\n<\/li>\n<li>I bought a pad to keep my chair from rolling across the room, but my chair still rolls across the room.<br \/>\n<\/li>\n<li>I filled a bird feeder with seed and put it up a week ago and not a single bird has come to nibble.<br \/>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I guess that&#8217;s it. L&#8217;Shana Tova.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The upstairs vanity still hasn&#8217;t come so I have to go downstairs to brush my teeth. Adam&#8217;s weblog is getting more hits than mine (although he&#8217;s linked only from boring MBA sites, so I shouldn&#8217;t care) (and if you just clicked through to see his weblog, then damn you!). The services at the Harvard Hillel [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1313\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}