{"id":13,"date":"2010-03-21T21:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-21T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2010\/03\/furniture-shopping.html"},"modified":"2010-03-21T21:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-21T21:00:00","slug":"furniture-shopping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2010\/03\/furniture-shopping.html","title":{"rendered":"Furniture Shopping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I always walk into the Container Store thinking, &#8220;This is going to change my life!&#8221; and then I walk out the same old me but with one under-the-bed container for wrapping paper, and it&#8217;s just so sad.<\/p>\n<p>I hate shopping. Have I mentioned that before? I just hate shopping.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve been in the &#8220;new&#8221; house for just over a year now. The front room needs a chair and a reading lamp. Right now it has a computer and some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flor.com\/service\/flor\/shop\/item\/Toy-Poodle\/1384252500-9010.html?bcreset=1\">Flor tiles<\/a>. I even hired a decorator last year. She told me I needed a chair and a reading lamp. So we&#8217;re all in agreement.<\/p>\n<p>Last March, Adam and I spent a day going to Crate and Barrel and Arhaus looking for a chair and a reading lamp. We didn&#8217;t find what we wanted. We said we&#8217;d look again. We didn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>Now it&#8217;s March again. Adam got his yearly bonus last week. So we decided it was time to buy that chair and lamp. Adam&#8217;s parents came over and Adam and I headed for our yearly date to the store. We went to Jordan&#8217;s. We went back to Crate and Barrel. We did not buy a chair. Adam was game to try more stores, but those two had already tested my shopping limits. I get in the stores. The chairs all look basically the same. I don&#8217;t like the way they look. Or I do like the way they look but they&#8217;re uncomfortable. The music is thumping. People have glazed eyes. Kids (and the worst kind of kids&#8211;other people&#8217;s kids!) are screaming. I. Must. Get. Out. <\/p>\n<p>Shopping sucks. Which means the front room is going to stay empty. At least until next March. Next March? I&#8217;m sure we&#8217;ll actually get something then. Yeah. Definitely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I always walk into the Container Store thinking, &#8220;This is going to change my life!&#8221; and then I walk out the same old me but with one under-the-bed container for wrapping paper, and it&#8217;s just so sad. I hate shopping. Have I mentioned that before? I just hate shopping. We&#8217;ve been in the &#8220;new&#8221; house [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-13","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-house"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}