{"id":1274,"date":"2002-10-30T20:58:00","date_gmt":"2002-10-30T20:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2002\/10\/not-a-very-novel-idea.html"},"modified":"2002-10-30T20:58:00","modified_gmt":"2002-10-30T20:58:00","slug":"not-a-very-novel-idea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2002\/10\/not-a-very-novel-idea.html","title":{"rendered":"Not a Very Novel Idea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so I know that my novel is going to take place in an Internet retail office. I know it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s going to star an early thirtysomething woman who probably has brown hair, brown eyes, about oh, five four or so.  But what <i>happens<\/i> to her? What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s her story?  C\u00e2\u20ac\u2122mon, guys, I need some good plot ideas. This isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t cheating! I can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t write my novel with anyone, but I can certainly milk everyone for ideas.  When my brilliant novel gets published, I will thank you profusely in the acknowledgments for your genius ideas, and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll even buy you a martini.  Let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s hear it, folks.  Give me some ideas!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so I know that my novel is going to take place in an Internet retail office. I know it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s going to star an early thirtysomething woman who probably has brown hair, brown eyes, about oh, five four or so. But what happens to her? What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s her story? C\u00e2\u20ac\u2122mon, guys, I need some good plot [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1274","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1274"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1274\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}