{"id":1245,"date":"2002-11-13T20:31:00","date_gmt":"2002-11-13T20:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2002\/11\/1245.html"},"modified":"2002-11-13T20:31:00","modified_gmt":"2002-11-13T20:31:00","slug":"1245","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2002\/11\/1245.html","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Adam and I had Dunkin Donuts.  Those of you who have been playing for awhile know that Adam thinks Dunkin Donuts are the greatest doughnuts ever, bar none.  But the doughnut I had was stale. I said, &#8220;Wasn&#8217;t it time to make the doughnuts?&#8221; At which point he broke the news to me.  It&#8217;s almost like being told there&#8217;s no Santa Claus. It is devastating news: &#8220;Dunkin Donuts don&#8217;t make their own doughnuts anymore. They&#8217;re made at a central bakery and delivered to the stores.&#8221; ??!? Am I the only one who didn&#8217;t know that? Am I the only one who remembers the poor sleepy man rolling out of bed in his nightcap, saying, &#8220;Time to make the doughnuts.&#8221;  Wasn&#8217;t that the ENTIRE point of Dunkin Donuts? Their fresh all-day made-in-house doughnuts?? I may never be able to eat another doughnut again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Adam and I had Dunkin Donuts. Those of you who have been playing for awhile know that Adam thinks Dunkin Donuts are the greatest doughnuts ever, bar none. But the doughnut I had was stale. I said, &#8220;Wasn&#8217;t it time to make the doughnuts?&#8221; At which point he broke the news to me. It&#8217;s almost [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1245"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1245\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}