{"id":1203,"date":"2002-12-14T13:17:00","date_gmt":"2002-12-14T13:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2002\/12\/the-anti-partners-club.html"},"modified":"2002-12-14T13:17:00","modified_gmt":"2002-12-14T13:17:00","slug":"the-anti-partners-club","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2002\/12\/the-anti-partners-club.html","title":{"rendered":"The Anti-Partners Club"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The CWITs are looking for partners to work admit weekend. Hmmm, this may be the job for me. I could tell the wives what it&#8217;s really like. Maybe I should form my own partners club for disaffected wives who are trying&#8211;and failing&#8211;to fight the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dollsoup.co.uk\/wives.htm\">Stepford-wife<\/a>-like domination of the CWITs. We could do things like cigar and martini nights, write newsletters that don&#8217;t have egregious typos, and not spam the members on a thrice-daily basis. While the partners do their case night (&#8220;just like what they do in a class!!&#8221;), we could get stoned and see if we can still pick up men.  During mommy and me events we can rally for NARAL. We&#8217;ll be just as crafty: while the partners are scrapbooking, we can make <a href=\"http:\/\/www.outspokenclothing.com\/cgi-outspokenclothing\/cpshop.cgi\/pussypower?target=prod&amp;page=1&amp;p=pussypower,pussypower2,pussypower3,gotpussy.491088\">&#8220;Pussy Power&#8221;<\/a> t-shirts. Our events could actually be fun, stuff like &#8220;pedicures and politics,&#8221; an evening of debate and pink passion nail polish. I think I&#8217;m on to something here. Who&#8217;s with me on this!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The CWITs are looking for partners to work admit weekend. Hmmm, this may be the job for me. I could tell the wives what it&#8217;s really like. Maybe I should form my own partners club for disaffected wives who are trying&#8211;and failing&#8211;to fight the Stepford-wife-like domination of the CWITs. We could do things like cigar [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1203"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1203\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}