{"id":120,"date":"2009-06-18T12:14:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-18T12:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2009\/06\/and-that-would-be-no.html"},"modified":"2009-06-18T12:14:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-18T12:14:00","slug":"and-that-would-be-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2009\/06\/and-that-would-be-no.html","title":{"rendered":"And That Would Be No"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#39;re in Barnes and Noble. I&#39;m reading to Pie from National Geographic for Little Kids.<\/p>\n<p>Me: &quot;Baby bears like to play in trees.&quot;<br \/>I notice Pie is staring at the table next to me.<br \/>Me: Are you listening to me?<br \/>Pie: Huh? Oh, yeah.<br \/>Me: What did I just say?<br \/>Pie, leaning forward, whispering: &quot;Are you listening to me?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Literal, isn&#39;t she?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#39;re in Barnes and Noble. I&#39;m reading to Pie from National Geographic for Little Kids. Me: &quot;Baby bears like to play in trees.&quot;I notice Pie is staring at the table next to me.Me: Are you listening to me?Pie: Huh? Oh, yeah.Me: What did I just say?Pie, leaning forward, whispering: &quot;Are you listening to me?&quot; Literal, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-pie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=120"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}