{"id":1196,"date":"2002-12-24T08:19:00","date_gmt":"2002-12-24T08:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2002\/12\/christmas-presents-you-can-live-without.html"},"modified":"2002-12-24T08:19:00","modified_gmt":"2002-12-24T08:19:00","slug":"christmas-presents-you-can-live-without","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2002\/12\/christmas-presents-you-can-live-without.html","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Presents  You Can Live Without"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Adam seemed to think I was kidding when I told him that I wanted a present on 12\/25. <i>Not<\/i>, mind you, to celebrate Christmas, which we obviously don&#8217;t do.  But to commemorate my half birthday.  I think that&#8217;s present worthy, don&#8217;t you? Anyway, here&#8217;s what I <i>don&#8217;t<\/i> want for my half birthday:<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s worse than an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B00004YZ7K\/jennyspage-20\">&#8216;N Sync doll<\/a>? An <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B000056VNJ\/jennyspage-20\">&#8216;N Sync #1 Fan Teresa<\/a> doll. Yikes.<\/p>\n<p>To replace the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gadgetshop.com\/tgs\/defaultframes.asp?dp=1&amp;refid=145&amp;pf_id=10170&amp;dept_id=68\">mouth guard<\/a> I sleep with?<\/p>\n<p>I wouldn&#8217;t be adverse to something that would help me steer my eating in the right direction, to counteract that bloated after-the-holidays feeling? However, I&#8217;ll skip this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ncbuy.com\/news\/wireless_news.html?qdate=2002-11-20&amp;nav=VIEW&amp;id=09136I5C1UF021120\">diet<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Since I can&#8217;t have the pine smell, I can have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ib.org\/ibbuy\/\/ventura\/\">this<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Can you handle the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.johnsonsmith.com\/store\/product_detail.asp?UID=2002122410132064&amp;item_no=26076\">egg-citement<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Adam seemed to think I was kidding when I told him that I wanted a present on 12\/25. Not, mind you, to celebrate Christmas, which we obviously don&#8217;t do. But to commemorate my half birthday. I think that&#8217;s present worthy, don&#8217;t you? Anyway, here&#8217;s what I don&#8217;t want for my half birthday: What&#8217;s worse than [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1196"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1196\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}