{"id":118,"date":"2009-06-22T19:09:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-22T19:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2009\/06\/more-from-the-mouths-of-babes.html"},"modified":"2009-06-22T19:09:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-22T19:09:00","slug":"more-from-the-mouths-of-babes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2009\/06\/more-from-the-mouths-of-babes.html","title":{"rendered":"More from the Mouths of Babes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pie: Mommy, let&#8217;s talk about piggies. I&#8217;ll go first and then you go and then I&#8217;ll go and then you go&#8230;<br \/>Me: Okay. Go ahead.<br \/>Pie: I like piggies when they&#8217;re nice and they don&#8217;t bite.<br \/>Me: I like piggies when they oink and snort.<br \/>Pie: I like piggies when they make good bacon.<\/p>\n<p>And that pretty much stopped the conversation.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>At dinner tonight, apropos of nothing<br \/>Doodles: Mom?<br \/>Me: Yes?<br \/>Doodles: When will I start making sperm?<br \/>Me: Um, uh. Puberty. So, what like thirteen?<br \/>Adam: Thirteen sounds about right.<br \/>Doodles: My body is already making sperm. <br \/>Adam: It is?<br \/>Doodles: The sperm are wiggling and moving all around me and that&#8217;s why I can&#8217;t stop wiggling.<\/p>\n<p>Another conversation stopper!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pie: Mommy, let&#8217;s talk about piggies. I&#8217;ll go first and then you go and then I&#8217;ll go and then you go&#8230;Me: Okay. Go ahead.Pie: I like piggies when they&#8217;re nice and they don&#8217;t bite.Me: I like piggies when they oink and snort.Pie: I like piggies when they make good bacon. And that pretty much stopped [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3,5],"class_list":["post-118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-doodles","tag-pie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}