{"id":115,"date":"2009-06-25T18:43:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-25T18:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2009\/06\/unreasonable-birthday-expectations.html"},"modified":"2009-06-25T18:43:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-25T18:43:00","slug":"unreasonable-birthday-expectations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2009\/06\/unreasonable-birthday-expectations.html","title":{"rendered":"Unreasonable Birthday Expectations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Thanks, Pie, for helping me have such a special birthday. It was really nice.<br \/>Pie: You&#8217;re welcome.<br \/>Me: Can I have a birthday smooch before you go to sleep?<br \/>Pie: No.<br \/>Me: No? No birthday smooch? Really?<br \/>Pie: You can have two next year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Thanks, Pie, for helping me have such a special birthday. It was really nice.Pie: You&#8217;re welcome.Me: Can I have a birthday smooch before you go to sleep?Pie: No.Me: No? No birthday smooch? Really?Pie: You can have two next year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-pie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}