{"id":114,"date":"2009-06-30T10:44:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-30T10:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2009\/06\/better-watch-my-back.html"},"modified":"2009-06-30T10:44:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-30T10:44:00","slug":"better-watch-my-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2009\/06\/better-watch-my-back.html","title":{"rendered":"Better Watch My Back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pie is already staking her claims. <br \/>Pie: When I grow up, can I have your house?<br \/>Me: Huh?<br \/>Pie: When I grow up, can I have you house? I need a house to live in with Jasmine and our babies.<br \/>Me: Well, where are Daddy and I going to live?<br \/>Pie: Oh, I mean after you die. Can I have your house after you die?<br \/>I guess Doodles is on his own.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pie is already staking her claims. Pie: When I grow up, can I have your house?Me: Huh?Pie: When I grow up, can I have you house? I need a house to live in with Jasmine and our babies.Me: Well, where are Daddy and I going to live?Pie: Oh, I mean after you die. Can I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-pie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}