{"id":1138,"date":"2003-03-10T07:33:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-10T07:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/03\/cant-have-it-both-ways.html"},"modified":"2003-03-10T07:33:00","modified_gmt":"2003-03-10T07:33:00","slug":"cant-have-it-both-ways","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/03\/cant-have-it-both-ways.html","title":{"rendered":"Can&#8217;t Have It Both Ways"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Adam is having issues with the whole &#8220;my child&#8221; thing. Apparently he thinks I should be referring to it as &#8220;our child.&#8221; And yet, when I&#8217;m not feeling well, and he says, &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry,&#8221; he isn&#8217;t fond of the answer, &#8220;You damn well should be sorry, because this whole thing is your fault because you were the jerk who injected me with this parasitic <i>creature<\/i> that is sucking the very lifeblood from me!&#8221; In those moments, he seems to be willing to distance himself from the whole thing. Well, until he can take over the headaches, the queasiness, the constant sleepiness, and the ever-present bloating and aches, then it&#8217;s going to be <i>my<\/i> child.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Adam is having issues with the whole &#8220;my child&#8221; thing. Apparently he thinks I should be referring to it as &#8220;our child.&#8221; And yet, when I&#8217;m not feeling well, and he says, &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry,&#8221; he isn&#8217;t fond of the answer, &#8220;You damn well should be sorry, because this whole thing is your fault because you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}