{"id":1132,"date":"2003-03-19T08:17:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-19T08:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/03\/dont-mess-with-a-hungry-jenny.html"},"modified":"2003-03-19T08:17:00","modified_gmt":"2003-03-19T08:17:00","slug":"dont-mess-with-a-hungry-jenny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/03\/dont-mess-with-a-hungry-jenny.html","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Mess with a Hungry Jenny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.breadandcircus.com\/\">Bread and Circus<\/a> is a local grocery store owned by Whole Foods, which of course means that it is filled with expensive yet wholesome foods. So we can call it a lapse due to pregnancy brain, because I told Adam that on my way home, I&#8217;d stop by Bread and Circus and grab something for dinner. I walked into the grocery store thinking, &#8220;Sucker! I&#8217;m hungry and I&#8217;m pregnant and I&#8217;m going to clean this store out!&#8221; I could just see Adam&#8217;s face as I walked in with the four bags of junk food I was going to buy. Mmmmm. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nabiscoworld.com\/oreo\/\">Double Stuf Oreos<\/a>. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marshmallowpeeps.com\/\">Peeps<\/a>. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nutellausa.com\/\">Nutella<\/a>. Of course, this is a Whole Foods Market. No Oreos, no peeps, no nutella. The closest I could get was those stupid fruit-sweetened cookies that won&#8217;t come close to making me happy. I came home with nothing but a bag of cheese and olives. It was a sad day in my life. You can be sure I won&#8217;t be going to Bread and Circus again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bread and Circus is a local grocery store owned by Whole Foods, which of course means that it is filled with expensive yet wholesome foods. So we can call it a lapse due to pregnancy brain, because I told Adam that on my way home, I&#8217;d stop by Bread and Circus and grab something for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}