{"id":1111,"date":"2003-04-18T13:50:00","date_gmt":"2003-04-18T13:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/04\/dont-mess-with-my-toot-toot.html"},"modified":"2003-04-18T13:50:00","modified_gmt":"2003-04-18T13:50:00","slug":"dont-mess-with-my-toot-toot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/04\/dont-mess-with-my-toot-toot.html","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Mess with My Toot-Toot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am duty bound to inform you that exactly two weeks from this moment I will be in a tizzy trying to decide if I <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nojazzfest.com\/schedules\/friday_5_02.html\">want to see<\/a> Savoy Ducet on the Fais Do-Do stage, C.J. Chenier &#038; the Louisiana Red Hot Band on the Congo Square Stage, the New Zion Trio Plus One in the Gospel Tent, or if I&#8217;m feeling mainstream, Los Lobos. Sigh. What&#8217;s a girl with a belly full of beignets and a Brown Brown to do? And no, you can&#8217;t come with me in you&#8217;re not a KAG (and if you don&#8217;t know what that is, you can&#8217;t come, but no, it&#8217;s not a sorority).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am duty bound to inform you that exactly two weeks from this moment I will be in a tizzy trying to decide if I want to see Savoy Ducet on the Fais Do-Do stage, C.J. Chenier &#038; the Louisiana Red Hot Band on the Congo Square Stage, the New Zion Trio Plus One in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}