{"id":1079,"date":"2003-05-29T17:38:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-29T17:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/05\/its-all-a-myth-isnt-it.html"},"modified":"2003-05-29T17:38:00","modified_gmt":"2003-05-29T17:38:00","slug":"its-all-a-myth-isnt-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/05\/its-all-a-myth-isnt-it.html","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s All a Myth&#8230; Isn&#8217;t It?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I read lots of baby sites and baby blogs, one thing that strikes me is phrases such as, &#8220;I never would have thought that much pain was possible&#8221; or &#8220;I thought I was strong and could handle the pain of childbirth. I was wrong.&#8221; To avoid panicking (which I&#8217;m frequently near), I&#8217;ve decided that the whole childbirth intense-primal-nothing-like-it-the-world-is-going-to-end pain is just a big lie that women perpetrate to get a little respect from otherwise lackluster mates (I&#8217;m not referring to my own here). That secretly it&#8217;s simply a breeze and that all that moaning and groaning is just a show. And I&#8217;m happy to do my part and complain and complain as long as it doesn&#8217;t really hurt too much. That&#8217;s what they&#8217;ll really teach us in our childbirth class, how to fake the pain, right? Right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I read lots of baby sites and baby blogs, one thing that strikes me is phrases such as, &#8220;I never would have thought that much pain was possible&#8221; or &#8220;I thought I was strong and could handle the pain of childbirth. I was wrong.&#8221; To avoid panicking (which I&#8217;m frequently near), I&#8217;ve decided that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1079","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1079","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1079"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1079\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}