Pregnancy brain + new car = bad driver. Thoughts while driving to work today: Lalalalalalalala\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 mmmm, shiny buttons\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 lalalalalalala \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 61 degrees? Is that cold enough for the seat warmer? I think it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s cold enough for the seat warmer\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 I wonder what this button does. Oops. Won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t hit that one again\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Wow, the brakes are a bit more powerful\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Yikes, so\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the gas\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 lalalalalala\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Must program radio stations\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Now, how do I load all of my cds into this thing?\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Ahhh, seat warmer\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Now, what was I going\u00e2\u20ac\u201d Where is that\u00e2\u20ac\u201d huh? \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 What was I just thinking?\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Did I try this button yet? Oops, oh yeah. Gotta remember to not hit that one again\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 lalalalala\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Almost didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t see you there, Bub. No need to use the finger!\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Pretty graphics on the dashboard\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 lalalalala\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Oh, yeah, watch the road, not the pretty graphics on the dashboard\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 The funk soul brother, check it out now, the funk soul brother, right about now<\/i>–man, do I sound better in this car! Fatboy Slim isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t much of a lyricist is he. I could be a lyricist. Although lyrics are kind of like poetry, and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m a horrible poet. Maybe I couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t be a lyricist\u00e2\u20ac\u201d Oh, hold your horses, I see you for f\u00e2\u20ac\u2122sake!\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 I wonder what we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll have for dinner tonight\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 What did we have last night for dinner? Why can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t I remember last night\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s dinner? This is so going to bug me\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Stupid no-fault insurance state. Stupid people cutting me off in crappy cars… lalalala… Why do they still put the ashtrays in cars but not the cigarette lighters? What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the point?\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Is that mileage counting up or down\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Am I the only one in the state of Massachusetts that knows how to use a turn signal?… What was I just trying to remember? Didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t I forget something that I wanted to remember? Man, that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s so going to bug me until I remember what it is I wanted to remember\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Was that the button I wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t going to hit again? Oh yeah, right. That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the one\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Adam is so not<\/i> going to get to drive my new car. I know he thinks he will, but he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not. Hee hee… lalalalalalalala\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Pregnancy brain + new car = bad driver. Thoughts while driving to work today: Lalalalalalalala\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 mmmm, shiny buttons\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 lalalalalalala \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 61 degrees? Is that cold enough for the seat warmer? I think it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s cold enough for the seat warmer\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 I wonder what this button does. Oops. Won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t hit that one again\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Wow, the brakes are […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1075","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1075"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}