{"id":1073,"date":"2003-06-07T21:48:00","date_gmt":"2003-06-07T21:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/06\/100-artificial.html"},"modified":"2003-06-07T21:48:00","modified_gmt":"2003-06-07T21:48:00","slug":"100-artificial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/06\/100-artificial.html","title":{"rendered":"100% Artificial"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, let me state for the record, I do <i>not<\/i> plan on having a natural childbirth. Kudos to everyone out there who will be having one (or has had one). You have my utmost respect. But there&#8217;s nothing like being in a room full of pregnant women and having one saying how she&#8217;s going to be doing the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bradleybirth.com\/\">Bradley method<\/a> and another saying she&#8217;s doing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lamaze-childbirth.com\/\">Lamaze<\/a>, but she heard that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.childbirthsolutions.com\/articles\/birth\/hypnobirth\/index.php\">hypnotherapy<\/a> is the way to go, and another saying she&#8217;s using a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.childbirthsolutions.com\/articles\/birth\/visualize\/index.php\">visualization<\/a> process that likens childbirth to a flowering and then have them look at me, and all I can do is shrug and say, &#8220;I plan on using the &#8216;Get me an epidural NOW&#8217; method.&#8221; I am not a natural person. I am not new agey. And I think it would be hypocritical for me to say at this point in my life, &#8220;I don&#8217;t believe in drugs,&#8221; when much of my life has been concrete evidence to the contrary. A girl&#8217;s got to believe in <i>something<\/i>, you know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, let me state for the record, I do not plan on having a natural childbirth. Kudos to everyone out there who will be having one (or has had one). You have my utmost respect. But there&#8217;s nothing like being in a room full of pregnant women and having one saying how she&#8217;s going to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1073"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}