{"id":1058,"date":"2003-06-25T08:15:00","date_gmt":"2003-06-25T08:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/06\/the-birthday-post.html"},"modified":"2003-06-25T08:15:00","modified_gmt":"2003-06-25T08:15:00","slug":"the-birthday-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/06\/the-birthday-post.html","title":{"rendered":"The Birthday Post"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m advanced age. Today, it&#8217;s official. Woman giving birth at the age of 35 are advanced age, and while I knew that when I got pregnant at the tender young age of 34, today is the day I cross that barrier into advanced age. Had Brown Brown been a premie, I could have still been a young mom. But since (thankfully) he&#8217;s still on schedule, I&#8217;m doomed to be an old mom.<\/p>\n<p>And I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m allowed to watch MTV anymore as I&#8217;m now out of the oft-sought-after 18 to 34 demographic. I think I&#8217;m required to only watch VH1 and Oxygen now that I&#8217;m in the more lucrative yet less glamorous 35 to death group.<\/p>\n<p>But overall, it&#8217;s a much better birthday than last year. <a href=\".\/.\/2002_06_01_archive.html#78203877\">Last year<\/a>, I spent much of my birthday at the car repair shop. Adam was three time zones away. I didn&#8217;t have a job or a place to live. And it was HOT! This year, I have my brand-new car that&#8217;s stylin&#8217;. Adam is only <i>two<\/i> time zones away. I not only have a job and a home, but I also have a Brown Brown. Although it&#8217;s still HOT! But this year I have AC.<\/p>\n<p>Do you realize that if I die at the age of 70 then today I am middle aged? Ponder that one!<\/p>\n<p>I feel like I should impart some wisdom now that I&#8217;m older and wiser. At the moment, I&#8217;m drawing a blank. If I come up with anything else, I&#8217;ll let you know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m advanced age. Today, it&#8217;s official. Woman giving birth at the age of 35 are advanced age, and while I knew that when I got pregnant at the tender young age of 34, today is the day I cross that barrier into advanced age. Had Brown Brown been a premie, I could have still been [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1058","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1058","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1058"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1058\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}