{"id":1018,"date":"2003-08-17T06:35:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-17T06:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/08\/the-tweedle-twirp-twurns-twirty-two.html"},"modified":"2003-08-17T06:35:00","modified_gmt":"2003-08-17T06:35:00","slug":"the-tweedle-twirp-twurns-twirty-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/08\/the-tweedle-twirp-twurns-twirty-two.html","title":{"rendered":"The Tweedle Twirp Twurns Twirty Two"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/melissa 32.jpg\" alt=\"the littlest brown turns 32\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"left\" \/>Today&#8217;s the Tweedle Twirp&#8217;s birthday! I wanted to phone her and wish her a happy birthday, but I&#8217;m not allowed to call her apartment for five and a half hours. Although Adam pointed out that maybe I <i>could<\/i> call her because chances are good that she&#8217;s still up from last night. Maybe she&#8217;ll soon no longer be the last of the August birthdays in our family. And she certainly soon won&#8217;t be the Brown who&#8217;s up the latest at night. (But she&#8217;ll certainly always be The Littlest Brown. Because if Brown Brown is her size, we&#8217;re going to put him on growth hormones.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s the Tweedle Twirp&#8217;s birthday! I wanted to phone her and wish her a happy birthday, but I&#8217;m not allowed to call her apartment for five and a half hours. Although Adam pointed out that maybe I could call her because chances are good that she&#8217;s still up from last night. Maybe she&#8217;ll soon no [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1018","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1018"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}