{"id":101,"date":"2009-08-16T12:36:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-16T12:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2009\/08\/tattoo-you.html"},"modified":"2009-08-16T12:36:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-16T12:36:00","slug":"tattoo-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2009\/08\/tattoo-you.html","title":{"rendered":"Tattoo You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pie: Why do you have a stamp on you?<br \/>Me: It&#39;s not a stamp; it&#39;s called a tattoo. It doesn&#39;t come off like a stamp.<br \/>Pie: Can I have a tattoo?<br \/>Me: You have to be eighteen to get a tattoo. When you turn eighteen you can get one.<br \/>Pie: When I turn eighteen, will you take me to get a tattoo?<br \/>Me: Sure! I&#39;d be happy to take you. What kind of tattoo will you get?<br \/>Pie: A flower. No, a piggy!<br \/>Me: Okay. A piggy it is.<br \/>Pie: How do you get a tattoo?<br \/>Me: They use a needle to make the picture.<br \/>Pie: They stick you with needles?<br \/>Me: Yep.<br \/>Pie: Oh. Maybe I won&#39;t get a tattoo. <br \/>Me: That&#39;s fine, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pie: Why do you have a stamp on you?Me: It&#39;s not a stamp; it&#39;s called a tattoo. It doesn&#39;t come off like a stamp.Pie: Can I have a tattoo?Me: You have to be eighteen to get a tattoo. When you turn eighteen you can get one.Pie: When I turn eighteen, will you take me to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-pie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}