I’m sitting in the bathroom with Pie and Jasmine, as Jasmine–on a drop-off playdate and in the throes of potty training–attempts to use the potty.
Pie: We’re having a poop party! It’s a poop party! And a pee party!
Me: Pie, I don’t like that talk. It’s potty talk.
Pie: But, Mommy, we’re in the bathroom. Potty talk in the potty!
Me: Oh. I guess you’re right. Potty talk away!
Pie: Poop party! Poop party!
hahaha!!
Dontcha hate it when they out smart ya like that?