Welcome to the Midlife, say good-bye to fun and games
You had everything you want, honey, but now old age’s to blame
Bad back, no sleep, What does this body need?
If you got the ache, oy vey, what’s this disease?
In the midlife, welcome to the midlife
Watch out, you’ll hurt you’re knnn knne knees, knees
You’re gonna need glasses to read!
(Apologies to Guns N Roses)
Guess who turns 40 today!
From this:
To this:
To this:
Happy birthday, Adam! You done grow up good. May your days be filled with bacon and bourbon and your nights with children who sleep. Well, at least the former. The latter is something we’ll strive for at 50!
