Doodles had computer time while Pie had her show.
Me: What do you want to watch?
Pie: Um, do we have Sonny with a Chance?
Me: Uh, no.
Pie: Can you check and see if it’s on live TV?
I check.
Me: It’s not.
Pie, sighing: Okay, then I guess I’ll watch Hannah Montana.
Me: When did you start wanting to watch such big kid shows?
Doodles calls from the next room: Mom! She is a big kid!
Me: She is?
Doodles: Yeah! She’s almost five, you know!
