Pie: Mommy, let’s talk about piggies. I’ll go first and then you go and then I’ll go and then you go…
Me: Okay. Go ahead.
Pie: I like piggies when they’re nice and they don’t bite.
Me: I like piggies when they oink and snort.
Pie: I like piggies when they make good bacon.
And that pretty much stopped the conversation.
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At dinner tonight, apropos of nothing
Doodles: Mom?
Me: Yes?
Doodles: When will I start making sperm?
Me: Um, uh. Puberty. So, what like thirteen?
Adam: Thirteen sounds about right.
Doodles: My body is already making sperm.
Adam: It is?
Doodles: The sperm are wiggling and moving all around me and that’s why I can’t stop wiggling.
Another conversation stopper!
They are hilarious and they keep you on your toes :).
I randomly remembered your blog after two years. My husband graduated b-school in May and we are back in the real world, now with 3 kids. I'll have to go through and read all those Doodles quotes.