Pie and I are watching My Fair Lady. We’re at the part of the movie where Professor Higgins sings the song “Why Can’t a Woman Be More Like a Man?”
Pie asked me: Did you hear that?
Pie: He wants to know why women can’t be more like men.
Me: I heard that. What do you think of that.
Pie: [With a roll of the eyebrows] Well, of course not. Women have two br*easts. Men don’t have br*easts. Men have p*enises. Women don’t have p*enises. Most of us have long hair and not much of them have long hair.
Can’t argue with logic like that!