My Fair Daughter

March 13th, 2012 Comments Off on My Fair Daughter

Pie and I are watching My Fair Lady. We’re at the part of the movie where Professor Higgins sings the song “Why Can’t a Woman Be More Like a Man?”

Pie asked me: Did you hear that?

Me: Yes.

Pie: He wants to know why women can’t be more like men.

Me: I heard that. What do you think of that.

Pie: [With a roll of the eyebrows] Well, of course not. Women have two br*easts. Men don’t have br*easts. Men have p*enises. Women don’t have p*enises. Most of us have long hair and not much of them have long hair.

Can’t argue with logic like that!

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