Me: Okay, everyone out of the car. Little people out. Big people out. Medium people out.
Pie: I’m big!
Doodles: I’m big and Pie’s little.
Me, standing by Doodles: Oh, really? You don’t seem so big to me!
Doodles: Well, duh. Compared to you I’m little!
Pie: I know! You’re big. We’re little. And teenagers are medium.
Me: That sounds good.
Pie: Yeah, I’ll be medium when I’m a teenager.
Me: Yep.
Pie: And you were medium about 400 years ago!
Me: 400 years ago?!?!
Pie: Um, 500 years?
Who I Am
I read, I write, I occasionally look to make sure my kids aren't playing with matches.
My novel, Continuity, is repped by Laney Katz Becker of Markson Thoma.
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at least you know where they get their sense of humor
. Gotta love it.