the pieces of my life

Pie: Mommy, let’s talk about piggies. I’ll go first and then you go and then I’ll go and then you go…Me: Okay. Go ahead.Pie: I like piggies when they’re nice and they don’t bite.Me: I like piggies when they oink and snort.Pie: I like piggies when they make good bacon. And that pretty much stopped [...]