the pieces of my life

At one point this afternoon, when Doodles was facedown on the front porch screaming and Pie was clutching at my leg wailing, my neighbor–who shall henceforth be referred to as Beetle–said to me, “This should be your blog for today.” But the thing is, as I pointed out to her, is that this stuff doesn’t [...]

I’m starting to feel old. On two separate occasions in the past week, I’ve made references to friends that I felt a need to corroborate because it occurred to me they were young enough to not know what I was talking about. Let me ask you guys: 1) If I said, “You can bring home [...]

Adam: Doodles! Get upstairs and get dressed!Doodles: I can't! Pie and I are in space!Adam: Now! Doodles and Pie get dressed. They head back downstairs. Doodles: We're going on a mission!Pie, following him: Yeah, we're going to get married. If that doesn't sum up their personality differences, I don't know what does.