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Monthly Archives: November 2006

Blog Blahs

I know it’s my blog day, but my eyes are bleary from work, you know, the real work, the kind that involves earning money and the kind that involves raising my two children. My two children who are equally amazing and frustrating these days. My daughter who is trying her damnedest to add in extra [...]

One of Those Days

I’m supposed to be making stuffing right now, but I’ve already made the cranberry sauce, two types of muffin (the cranberry pumpkin is delicious!), and prepared a strata that is now sitting in the fridge (since Thanksgiving is all family this year, we’re having a couple of friends over for breakfast in the morning and [...]

From the Everyone’s a Critic Department

Doodles: What is that?Me: What?Doodles: What are you wearing?Me: This? This is my new turtleneck.Doodles: Turtleneck?Me: Yes. It’s soft and comfy.Doodles: I don’t like it. Take it off.

From the &*#%@*# Department

I’m home. Alone. With two children. While my husband is on a “business” trip to Vegas. The kind of trip where he calls at 9 a.m. eastern time and I say, “Wow, you slept late! Last time you were on the West Coast, you were up at 4 every morning,” and his reply is, “Well, [...]

From the Good Parenting Department

It’s Sunday. Pie wants to take a morning nap. Pie is not allowed to take a morning nap. Pie is only allowed one nap a day. Pie is cranky and fussy and generally unpleasant to be around. Mom and Dad are at wits end. But Mom and Dad can’t give in. What to do? We [...]

From the Good Intentions Department

I didn’t actually witness this conversation, but Adam told me about it and it was too good not to share: Doodles (out of nowhere): Are my breastfeeds growing?Adam: Huh?Doodles: Are my breastfeeds getting bigger?Adam: What are your breastfeeds?Doodles: They’re under my shirt. Are they growing?Adam: I don’t think your breasts are going to growDoodles: I [...]

Marathon Mom

So, it turns out I was right in the first place: there really isn’t much to blog about the marathon. The Tweedle Twirp was correct in telling me, “All those jinxes were good! You got all the bad stuff out of the way and now you can run a great marathon!” The trip to New [...]

You Better Appreciate This!

I bet you can’t tell that I’m working right now. No, really, I am. Okay, I’m not. I’m blogging for all of you, my not-quite-adoring public (who are you people, anyway?). I’ve been having these awful Bambi moments. You know, the deer in the headlights who’s frozen and doesn’t know which way to move? I [...]

Tavern on the Green or Bust…

And I didn’t bust!

Boo!

Well, we survived another Halloween (photos posted). I imagine it will only get worse and worse, but this year was not a pretty year given Doodles’s competing all-greed for things chocolate vs. his all-fear of people in masks. Last year I took Doodles and Pie on a hayride at our local farm stand. Oh, how [...]