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Monthly Archives: December 2004

Teapot Shmepots

Many, many years ago, I wrote the Tweedle Twirp a song. I can’t remember what the occasion was–perhaps there wasn’t one. One thing you need to know about Tweeds is she’s little. I mean little! She’s still the Littlest Brown even though she isn’t the youngest. She shops Old Navy boys department because the clothes [...]

Luck Be a Lady Tonight

Thanks to that new technology known as “the silverware tray,” I am able to blog for you now. Toys? Bah! Books? Who needs them? Music? Eh. But give the Doodles a full silverware tray and he’ll leave you alone for minutes–I say minutes!–at a time. He’ll carefully remove the pieces of silverware one by one [...]

Ho, Ho, Ho…Not

Growing up, I don’t remember much Christmas envy. I’m sure it was there, but I simply don’t remember having it, at least not until I was about ten. Before that, we lived in Miami where the schools had teacher work days on Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur and the schools made sure that we all [...]

Birthday Baby

It’s my baby’s birthday. Not the little one. The big one. Thirty-two. He thinks he’s old. Hah! Don’t get me started. What I don’t get, though, is he didn’t tell anyone! He made it through the whole day of work and didn’t mention to a single person it was his birthday. How did I end [...]

Toddler Time

“Tyranny and anarchy are never far apart.” –Jeremy Bentham Adam wasn’t moving fast enough one morning, so I gave him a playful shove and said, “Go go!” Doodles chimed right in, “Gogo! Gogo!” Now, when Doodle wants something, he says, “gogo!” as he points. During morning cuddle time, Doodles, as is his want, had one [...]