Let me say that if Brown Brown is born with a negative self-image, we can actually blame it squarely on Adam. Because of Brown Brown’s big butt in my pelvis, Adam has taken to calling him the “J. Lo of babies” and “Bubble-Butt Brown.” There’s even a catchy little song that goes with the latter. It’s nice to know that I won’t be the only one doing irreparable damage to our child’s self-esteem.
the pieces of my life
a little bit of this, a little bit of that
