Boy: If self-driving cars become legal before I’m 16, will you buy me one?
Boy: What if all human drivers become illegal?
Boy: But how will I get around?
Me: You’ll take the self-driving bus.
Boy: But you would have bought me a car when I learned how to drive.
Adam: This is where you make the woo-woo noise to signify this is a dream sequence because the boy is clearly not in reality.
Me: You are NOT getting a car from us! What on earth made you think you’d get a car?
Boy: Well I just figured you would buy me one because when I learned to ride a bike, you bought me a bike.